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He couldn't be bothered.

Scruffy, opinionated, and disappointed with everyone, especially himself.

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Bird's T-shirts

Mostly Lowering Expectations | Funny Bird T-Shirt | Dark Colours

My Last Nerve Has Filed for Early Retirement | Bird T-Shirt | Dark Colours

We Dreamed of Flying Cars | Funny Bird T-Shirt | Dark Colours

Left Wing, Right Wing | Funny Bird T-Shirt | Dark Colours

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