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Left Wing, Right Wing | Funny Bird T-Shirt | Dark Colours

¥4,656 JPY

Bird listened to both sides of an argument until he could no longer remember what the argument was about. There was a lot of flapping, quite a bit of pointing and absolutely no sign of anyone getting off the ground. He was about to say something helpful. Then he remembered who he was dealing with and went back to his coffee.

“Left wing, right wing. Somehow the whole stupid bird is useless.” Bird has managed to annoy both sides on this graphic T-shirt, which is probably the most balanced thing he has ever done.

This funny T-shirt features Bird and his thoroughly unimpressed take on political squabbling. Printed to order on a Gildan Heavyweight tee with a regular fit and 5 oz fabric.

Choose your colour and check the size guide to find your fit. Shipping is calculated at checkout.

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More details

  • 100% cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
  • Regular fit
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Left Wing, Right Wing | Funny Bird T-Shirt | Dark Colours Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
15.63
M
29
20
17
L
30
22
18 1/2
XL
31
24
20
2XL
32
26
21 1/2
3XL
33
28
22.8
4XL
34
30
24.2
5XL
35
32
25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.