Left Wing, Right Wing | Funny Bird T-Shirt | Dark Colours
Bird listened to both sides of an argument until he could no longer remember what the argument was about. There was a lot of flapping, quite a bit of pointing and absolutely no sign of anyone getting off the ground. He was about to say something helpful. Then he remembered who he was dealing with and went back to his coffee.
“Left wing, right wing. Somehow the whole stupid bird is useless.” Bird has managed to annoy both sides on this graphic T-shirt, which is probably the most balanced thing he has ever done.
This funny T-shirt features Bird and his thoroughly unimpressed take on political squabbling. Printed to order on a Gildan Heavyweight tee with a regular fit and 5 oz fabric.
Choose your colour and check the size guide to find your fit. Shipping is calculated at checkout.
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (5 oz)
- Regular fit
- Pre-shrunk jersey knit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Bird Couldn’t Be Bothered
- Email: contact@support.shop.birdcouldntbebothered.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Left Wing, Right Wing | Funny Bird T-Shirt | Dark Colours Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
15.63
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
18 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.8
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
24.2
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
25.3
|